Broken: Okay so Fruits is on his mystic and I'm on warrior. He uses vow near me while I'm still and it misses.
Broken: Fruits: WAT
Broken: Fruits: I aimed right at you and you weren't moving.
Broken: Shenny: You have to be right on my ass.
Broken: Fruits: Spell to ass distance was not that big...
[Party][Hypherus] : I don't think Brb can be applied within the therm of like... 20 minutes
[Party][Fruits] : the analogy would be
[Party][Fruits] : they asked to go put a turtle back in its cage
[Party][Fruits] : but i had to hunt a wooly mammoth, mcgyver up a machien to flash freeze it and ship it to science
Mizu wrote this when high on medicine
oh my god the things ambiens does to me is retarded, i WANT to have control over what im saying or typing but its like the things im writing right now are diagonal, slightly diagonal, and i cant remember what i said like 3 words back so when i try to make a point about something actually i just got way too distratected to remember something, but me with two bigger better parts of my brain stuff...
[Guild][Trollop] : Kre hasn't played with a mystic yet, I don't think.
[Guild][Kelgis] : grab spock's balls.
[Guild][Krevis] : I'd rather not
[Guild][Trollop] : You'll want to.
[Guild][Mr.Spock] : They are blue and full of calm logic.
[Guild][Diert] : Our healer just went offline.
[Guild][Diert] : Dafuq.
[Guild][Shenny] : Fruits does that a lot
[Guild][Fruits] : hey I'm on com-gimmeyomoneyoryourpinggetsit-casat
[Guild][Fruits] : the first modern mafia business model of our age.
[Guild][Fruits] : last week, they mailed me a severed packet in a box.
[Guild][Fruits] : it wasn't pretty...
[Guild][Fruits] : came from a poor mp3 that'll never sound right.
Mizu logged in.
[Guild][Fruits] : Hi Mizu!
[Guild][Fruits] : We need a rapper name for mizu as well.
[Guild][Fruits] : MZ-izzy?
[Guild][Twizzly] : i like it
[Guild][Twizzly] : my gecko is already kind of golden
[Guild][Fruits] : Well hydraulically lower him next.
[Guild][Fruits] : So your gecko can go "bzzzzzz! bzzz! pscchhh...."
[Guild][Fruits] : and his rims would spin...
Twizzly logged in.
[Guild][Fruits] : What up, T-Wizzly!
[Guild][Fruits] : How be da bizneez in da hood, yo?
[Guild][Twizzly] : why you be talkin to me like negros do round here yo
[Guild][Fruits] : still capping foos? gold-plated yo gecko yet?
[Guild][Fruits] : because your name is totally a rapper name!
[Guild][Fruits] : seriously, you two are the "biznasty and T-wizzle featuring DJ fruits"
[Guild][Sileno] : damn, it's getting late and I need to get laundry started
[Guild][Obscure] : Show that laundry who's boss.
[Guild][Sileno] : That washer has no idea what's coming
[Guild][Obscure] : It'll be all relaxed and shit.
[Guild][Obscure] : Then BAM.
[Guild][Obscure] : You are choking it with dirty undies.
[Guild][Obscure] : That'll teach it.
[LFG][Nerdragersanonymous] : the worst best lancer tank is worse than the worst best warrior tank...unless the worst best lancer tank is better than the worst best warrior tank... end of argument
extraxi: [Fruits][Guild] : pffsh I plan on living forever… or die trying.
[Guild][Fruits] : Lancers are men among men.
[Guild][Fruits] : They fight using huge phallic-shaped weapons against monsters 15 times their size and generally don't give a fuck.
Dancinjen: magnus' bum is so firm it would break my hands at the most gentle of contact.
Magnus: what am i reading
Dancinjen: exactly what you're reading
Dancinjen: i'm the perfect size
Dancinjen: if you know what i mean
[Guild][Magnus] : I got too greedy I know.
[Guild][Magnus] : i like being awesome.
[Guild][Magnus] : it's in my blood.
[Guild][Magnus] : I think it got in through my lungs.
[Guild][Magnus] : One day I was just breathing.
[Guild][Magnus] : THen I just accidently inhaled Jesus.
[Guild][Magnus] : Now I have mini-jesuses coarsing through my veins.
[Guild][Magnus] : And all of them will look up and shout "Kill that world boss!"
[Guild][Magnus] : And I will whisper "What? I can't hear you. You're my blood."
[Guild][Magnus] : "Stop talking to me my blood."
Dirt: Have you ever noticed...
Dirt: The strangers build really weird walls.
Dirt: Look at this fucking thing.
Dirt: It's like.
Dirt: Inside some... weird shit.
Dirt: Or, like, they made this wall.
Dirt: And they thought "We'll put some fukken blocks on here."
Dirt: "Shit will look sweet as fuck."
[Party][Hauke] : lmao
[Party][Hauke] : Your love emote is so weird.
[Party][Obscure] : YOU
[Party][Obscure] : ME IMPRESSIVE
[Party][Obscure] : COME DO HORIZONTAL MONSTER MASH
Biznasty: what the fuck
Biznasty: He's got three toupees.
Biznasty: All on skolver cap.
Biznasty: holy shit WHY
Pure-Skolver: What a waste of hair.
Pure-Skolver: Little bald kids in africa could really use luscious hair like that.
Trydeth imagines bald african kids with his blue toupee
Shennynerd: Anyone else thinks it's funny that the promo image has the knights in the same positions as the dragon wings one?
Biznasty: here in three rings, we believe in the power of reusing models.
Vescrit: they are like bear grylls, BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS, I mean better reuse these models
Meanwhile, in the forums  →
Meanwhile, in the forums →
Joshflame: Found Biz. Wheres my prize moneh?
Fruits: Ah crap!
Fruits: Welp someone called joshmoney just got 50cr in a mail titled "found biz!"
Fruits: I meant to mail josh but his name scrambled in my brain
Twili: biz are you ready
Biznasty: are we rushing now
Twili: biz you don't even know how fast we're gonna do it now
Twili: and how hard, you know, with all those explosions
Biznasty: wait what
extraxi: Fruits: Mon raton-laveur a pris mon pines. Shennynerd: Ooo, sounds so sexy. What’s it mean? Fruits: Racoons took my penis.
Crazycrayon: nice guild
Biznasty: you're a nice guild
Crazycrayon: can i get your autograph?
Crazycrayon: sign on my back
Crazycrayon: say to my biggest fan
Crazycrayon: how about lower?
Crazycrayon: down there yeah
Vescrit: fucking rubberbanding
Fruits: Which is like regular rubberbanding except with your significant other.
Twili: how did i get from drawing a picture of a floof dragon to looking at penises
Kelgis: dammit twili you always do that
Twili: i was just
Twili: then like
Biznasty: i'm using this
Magnus: we're not even there yet
Biznasty: fuck to shiy
Biznasty: how did t and y switch places
Biznasty: holy shit
Dirt: Steam chat is for nerds.
Malchezzar: Dirt that statement just gave me brain cancer
Malchezzar: You know who is the worlds worst superhero/villain?
Malchezzar: No, Catwoman
Malchezzar: Catwoman got her powers by falling in a dumpster
Malchezzar: By catwoman logic, People with aids are superheroes.
Polarislockdown: Danananaananaa AIDS-MAN!
Malchezzar: I more imagine like, he runs into a bank, and cuts himself
Malchezzar: nobodymove, i have aids, give me the money
Malchezzar: And the thing is you couldnt shoot him
Malchezzar: because youd get blood on you, and since he has aids hed like you to put him out of his misery
Biznasty: random person gives me a friend request, "I'm not a beggar anymore."
Frederf: Little do you know he's been playing every day for a year after you called him a begging scrub in beta
Frederf: Just to be finally worthy in your eyes
Domus: Can you count the lies? →
extraxi: Magnus: I’m some guy that plays too much. Goldenavengers: Ow really Magnus: Yeah. Chris: Hey Golden, don’t listen to magnus, he’s just upset our guild is better than his, the usual MMORPG rage stuff. Magnus: I just bought Sonic Generations, too. Magnus: And still haven’t played it. Chris: He…
Knomegamer: mag, biz doing a shadow lair? Magnus: No Magnus: We’re just lost. Magnus: BIZ wanted to take this WEIRD looking bridge. Magnus: and it breaks off. Magnus: and now we’re at your mom’s
What guild masters do in their spare time
>standing in haven doing nothing, Meida comes out of nowhere >Dancinjen is not even in the same haven Meida: A guy is coming Meida: he will ask you to be his friend Dancinjen tells you, “i didnt do it” Meida: You shall say no Friend request received from Firebeetles. Meida: *whistles* You tell Dancinjen, “tha hell” Firebeetles: plz be my friend Biznasty ...
Sometimes my friends are very creepy
2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: Hi 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: hi 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: hi 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: hi 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: hi 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: hi 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: hi 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: hi 2:58 Pm - Kelgis: jesusfuckwhat 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: Watermelons. 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: I am Niggersparkle. 2:58 Pm - Kompanion Kube: I am Twilight...
Fruits: That was the best way to leave ever. Type a complaint then log off before they can respond! Shennynerd: He’s in a mood, meh. Fruits: No he’s not! You’re obviously projecting! Bah! Fiddle sticks! Guild member Fruits has logged off.
On NPC names being spices
Fruits: could have been that they were brainstorming names and ian came in “gentlemen, I have the solution you’re looking for” Fruits: and then realized he forgot his name book but took a cookbook instead…
Tailsturrosaki: biznasty and twili sitting in a tree Tailsturrosaki: c-h-a-s-i-n-g e-a-c-h o-t-h-e-r a-r-o-u-n-d a f-o-u-n-t-a-i-n Tailsturrosaki: because fountains grow on trees
Hephaestas: go lick ur moms hairy vigins
Magnus: Blocking on reflex just doesn’t work. Magnus: I have to plan ahead to block. Magnus: I have to call up my secretary and say ‘Judy, in about five seconds i’m going to need to block an attack.’ Magnus: And she’ll be all like ‘Very good, sir.’
<stupid shit going on> Biznasty: …haha jesus Fruits: It’s not nice to laugh at people on their birthdays.
Flame [Mars] says (11:48 Pm): *hey biz biz *why is santa’s sack always so big Kelgis says (11:48 Pm): *i dunno Kelgis says (11:49 Pm): *why?! Flame [Mars] says (11:50 Pm): *because he only comes once a year *:U Kelgis says (11:51 Pm): *oh i get it Flame [Mars] says (11:52 Pm): *For a second, I thought I was going to have to explain the joke *and then the humor would have died ...
Meanwhile, at Zone chat
[1 Zone] Magnus backhands Dimented. “TURBO JESUS BE WITH YOU”
BubbleWubbleFuFu 20 hours ago if u have a kongreate game of the year it could hurt the other games feeling because they wouldnt get to be the game of the year and that would be bad because it would be mean to hurt a games feeling because then they wouldnt be a winner and i think that every game is the game of the year if it was made this year because every person spent time making their...
> gets online Kuger tells you, “Mission: Teach toasters how to fly (or get a high quality catapult). For sky birds like toast too. I support sky toast for sky birds!” Kuger tells you, “This has been a random moment of Insanity by Kuger :D Tune in next week for more mind numbing idiocy!”
Skylit-Knight: I suck at graveyards Skylit-Knight: So I always hope that it’s not one Twili: you suck… at graveyards? Twili: of all the places you would suck Twili: save it for the bedroom renae Twili: don’t suck in a DANGEROUS place
Twili: damn it Biz get out of that angle Twili: I’m gonna beat you up Biznasty: D:! Tersakoff: Ohh noo, beat me up, it’s my fetish <3 Mirehawk: Beat me up, Twili. :3 Twili: damn it guys
Nicolaus Sherrill 12:16 am wait let’s play that good old game WILL I BE ABLE TO WATCH IT the subject matter of the video is of course: (?) Indian Chuck Norris right Kelgis what’s your take do you think the filter will block my access or grant me permission? Kelgis Vaslen 12:17 am at this point BABIES shall be blocked Nicolaus...
Malchezzar: Mal has a shadow key Magnus: Mal gets some sex with an anthro dragon in drag if he shares. Malchezzar: Sharing is guaranteed Magnus: … So, no sex? Malchezzar: also, I only fuck real animals Malchezzar: …wait